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Brushing up on your english. v.2 ENGLISH PERFORMANCE
(En el saco de: El oficio de turista)
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spaniard went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next:
"I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV."
Last was the Spanish :
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green... green...", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow?"...
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